108 Inspiring Real Estate Quotes

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Homeownership is an arduous journey of hard work, saving and, finding the right home for your family unless you’re fortunate enough to inherit one! As Niccolo Machiavelli prospectively quotes, “men seldom rise from low condition to high rank without employing either force or fraud unless that rank should be attained by gift or inheritance.


While buying a home is tough, imagine selling one. Running a real estate business requires you to keep yourself motivated and focused. Like all professions, there are highs and lows associated with your day-to-day activities. Looking on the light side of the Real Estate business here’s a list of inspiring and prospective quotes to keep you going!

Funny but Inspiring Real Estate Quotes

In the highly competitive world of real estate, laughing is the best medicine. Read on to find 25 funny, inspiring & prospective quotes that will make your day;

  1. “Buy land, they’re not making it anymore.”- Real Estate Quote

  2. “I am basically a full-time psychologist who shows houses every now and then.”-Dori Warnerprospective quotes for real estate agents

  3. “To be a real estate agent is akin to going to bed every night having lost your job and waking up every morning to go to an interview to get hired again, and the person doing the hiring and firing is yourself.”-Key Yassaad

  4. “Becoming a real estate agent is a fun way to see how many text messages it’s humanly possible to send in a single month” – Showcase IDXreal estate agent funny quotes

  5. “A real estate agent has two property listings. Now add 11 more. What does the agent have now? Happiness. That agent has happiness.” -Tim Dulanyfunny real estate quote

  6. “You can’t buy happiness but you can buy real estate, and that’s kind of the same thing,” by the Lighter side of real estate quotes.

  7. “Please, tell me more about how you’re an expert in real estate because you watch HGTV” –Someecards

  8. “My realtor said if I don’t clean my house the only visitors I will have are blindfolded people coming to shoot a Febreze commercial”- The lighter side of real estate quotes.

  9. “If I were a professional wrestler, I’d want a name that strikes fear in most people. Something like, ‘The Underwriter’.”-Lighter Side of Real Estate

  10. “The neighbors always leave their sprinklers on, which is a little bit annoying. It’s a source of constant irrigation.” -LaffGaff.com

  11. “In honor of earth day I think all of my clients should reuse me”-The lighter side of real estate quotes.lighter side of real estate quotes

  12. “The best time to buy a home is always five years ago”-Ray Brown.

  13. “Stupidity is when you have a Land Rover + a Land Cruiser and still have a Land Lord….wise up!!”- Penang Properties.funny real estate quotes

  14. “Judging by your pins, you’ll need a house with 14 bathrooms, 27 living rooms, and a master closet the size of a small village.” –Someecards

  15. “Don’t wait to buy real estate, buy real estate and wait”-Will Rogersfunny quotes

  16. “Sleep is for people without access to the MLS”- Lighter Side of Real Estate

  17. “Why, yes … that’d be fantastic if your parents, grandmother, and second cousin came along while I showed you houses today” –Amy Chrisman-Williams

  18. Selling real estate is easy. It’s like juggling cats… While riding a unicycle… On a high wire…Over a Shark-infested moat –Showcase IDX

  19. “Find out where the people are going and buy the land before they get there.” -William Penn Adairfunny real estate quotes

  20. “Don’t call me overpaid just because I sold your home fast. That’s exactly what you wanted” – Showcase IDXfunny one liners about real estate

  21. “Selling homes isn’t for everybody, but hey it’s in my jeans” –The lighter side of Real Estate.real estate fun quotes

  22. “This could be us celebrating your new home but you haven’t called me yet” –Lighter side of Real Estate.

  23. “Another agent told me I sell real estate like a girl. I told him if he could work a little harder, he could too” – Lighter Side of Real Estate

  24. As a realtor, I’m jealous that therapists get to charge hourly for listening to client’s life issues –The lighter side of Real Estate

  25. “I don’t need therapy, I just want to talk to my realtor” –The lighter Side of Real Estatefun real estate quotes

Best and Famous Real Estate Quotes

  1. “A good real estate agent is equal parts marketer, negotiator and magician” – Lighter Side of Real Estate

  2. “Time is more valuable than money. You can get more money, but you cannot get more time.” –Jim Rohn

  1. “In a crowded marketplace, fitting in is a failure. In a busy marketplace, not standing out is the same as being invisible.” –Seth Godin

  2. “Want to disrupt real estate? Ask yourself what people don’t like about the real estate experience and what they’re doing outside of the tools you provide them.” –Kurt Uhlir

  1. “Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expect different results” –Albert Einstein

  2. “Believe you can and you’re halfway there.” –Theodore Roosevelt

  1. “That house you looked at today and wanted to think about it until tomorrow may be the same house someone looked at yesterday and will buy today” –Lighter Side of Real Estate

  1. “Owning a home is a keystone of wealth – both financial affluence and emotional security.” -Suze Orman

  2. “If you don’t own a home, buy one. If you own a home, buy another one. If you own two homes, buy a third.” -John PaulsonReal estate quotes

  3. “Buyers decide in the first eight seconds of seeing a home if they’re interested in buying it. Get out of your car, walk in their shoes and see what they see within the first eight seconds.”Barbara Corcoran

  1. “I will forever believe that buying a home is a great investment. Why? Because you can’t live in a stock certificate. You can’t live in a mutual fund.” –Oprah Winfrey

  1. “Tough times don’t last. Tough people do.” –Gregory Peckprospective quotes

  2. “A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it.” –George A. Moore

  3. “Look at market fluctuations as your friend rather than your enemy; profit from folly rather than participate in it.” –Warren Buffett

  4. “If you’re committed to it, you’ll find a way. If not you’ll find an excuse.”-Adam Contos

  1. Never let obstacles stop you; figure out a way around them. Be real and authentic. Be passionate about what you are doing.” –Close.com

  1. A professional is somebody who knows what they know and knows what they don’t know. And knows the difference between the two. So when I know, I’ll tell you and when I don’t know – I’ll go find out. Which means you’ll always get the right answer. – Gary Keller

  1. It’s great to be successful, but you’ve got to pause and give back. We are all in this fight together…be willing to bend down and help people out. – Mark Spain 

  1. Picking the perfect house to buy can be like trying to find the perfect pumpkin in the patch. When you’re looking to buy your next home, let me handle finding your perfect match” –Light side of Real Estate.

  2. You fail your way to success. What we fail to understand is that everybody fails. Everybody fails. In fact, highly successful people usually have more failures than people who aren’t as successful. – Gary Keller

  1. Not only do you have to have content in your digital and inbound real estate marketing strategies, but content that gets a LOL gets read, noticed, shared, clicked, and commented on is how you make a human connection in today’s noisy, multi-device world. – Laura Monroe

Potentially Inspiring Real Estate Quote about Attitude

Your attitude goes a long way in any area of life. Don’t let your bad attitude or someone’s influence get to you. Here are some quotes to keep you motivated.

  1. A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.” –Winston Churchill

  2. “If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy and inspires your hopes”Andrew Carnegie

Inspirational quotes

  1. “Most top producers in real estate, like in every business, are focused on learning and biased towards action. If you want to keep growing, you have to make learning and action your highest priorities.” Kurt Uhlir

  1. “Your value will be not what you know; it will be what you share.”-Ginni Rometty

  1. “The difference that I learned of people who succeed at a high level and people that don’t – is that people who succeed at a high level: learn from their failures, get up and go on.”-Gary Keller

  1. “The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.” –Eleanor Roosevelt

prospective quotes

  1. “A complainer is like a Death Eater because there’s a suction of negative energy. You can catch a great attitude from great people.” –Barbara Corcoran

  1. “Knowledge is power and instills confidence. On average, I spend three to four hours every day reading and listening to books, podcasts, and news. I not only focus on real estate but also entrepreneurship, history, and other finance, tech, and business sectors.” Laura Brady

  1. “Setting goals is the first step in turning the invisible into the visible”- Tony Robbins

  1. “The most important quality for an investor is temperament, not intellect… You need a temperament that neither derives great pleasure from being with the crowd or against the crowd.” -Warren Buffett

  1. “It’s always about getting the appointment.” Valerie Fitzgerald.

  1. “Success is actually a short race— a sprint fueled by discipline just long enough for habit to kick in and take over.” –Gary Keller

  2. “Real estate practice is not about selling or buying a home. It’s about representing your client’s greatest asset to your clients’ greatest benefit.”- Alex Delgado

  3. “Don’t beat yourself up. Some transactions will naturally go smoothly, and others are a month of challenges. Learn what you can from each transaction, move on, and start the next one.” –Kurt Uhlir

  1. “In any market, in any country, there are developers who make money. So I say all of this doom and gloom, but there will always be people who make money, because people always want homes.” –Sarah Beeny

  1. “In my experience, in the real-estate business past success stories are generally not applicable to new situations. We must continually reinvent ourselves, responding to changing times with innovative new business models.” -Akira Mori

  1. “We need to accept that we won’t always make the right decisions, that we’ll screw up royally sometimes – understanding that failure is not the opposite of success, it’s part of success.” –Arianna Huffington

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Inspiring Quotes On Why You Should Choose Real Estate as your Prospective Investment

  1. “Ninety percent of all millionaires become so through owning real estate. More money has been made in real estate than in all industrial investments combined. The wise young [person] or wage earner of today invests [their] money in real estate.” –Andrew Carnegie

  1. Real estate cannot be lost or stolen, nor can it be carried away. Purchased with common sense, paid for in full, and managed with reasonable care, it is about the safest investment in the world.” –Franklin D. Roosevelt

  1. “Landlords grow rich in their sleep without working, risking or economizing.” –John Stuart Millprospective quotes

  2. “Before you start trying to work out which direction the property market is headed, you should be aware that there are markets within markets.” -Paul Clitheroe

prospective quotes

  1. “Real estate is the purest form of entrepreneurship.” Brian Buffini

prospective quotes

  1. “Real estate is the best investment for small savings. More money is made from the rise in real estate values than from all other causes combined.” –William Jennings Bryan

  1. “Real estate is an imperishable asset, ever-increasing in value. It is the most solid security that human ingenuity has devised. It is the basis of all security and about the only indestructible security.” –Russell Sage

  1. “Everyone wants a piece of land. It’s the only sure investment. It can never depreciate like a car or washing machine. The land will only double its value in ten years.”-Sam Shepard

prospective quotes

  1. “Buy real estate in areas where the path exists…and buy more real estate where there is no path, but you can create your own.” –David Waronker

  2. “Believing that nothing can do more toward the development of the highest attributes of good citizenship than the ownership by every family of its home, I am always glad to endorse effective efforts to encourage homeownership. Nothing better could happen to the United States than a very notable increase in the ownership of homes.” –Warren G. Harding

  3. “Real estate investing, even on a very small scale, remains a tried and true means of building an individual’s cash flow and wealth.”-Robert Kiyosakiprospective quotes

  4. “The wise young person or wage earner of today invests their money in real estate.” -Andrew Carnegieprospective quotes

  5. “There’s always opportunity in real estate. It’s just a matter of finding that opportunity in the current market.”-Samantha DeBianchi

  1. “In the real estate business you learn more about people and you learn more about community issues, you learn more about life, you learn more about the impact of government, probably more than any other profession I know.” Johnny Isakson

  1. Every person who invests in well-selected real estate in a growing section of a prosperous community adopts the surest and safest method of becoming independent, for real estate is the basis of wealth. – Theodore Roosevelt

  1. In so far as Government lands can be disposed of, I am in favor of cutting up the wildlands into parcels, so that every poor man may have a home – Abraham Lincoln

Inspiring & Prospective Quotes to Succeed as a Realtor

  1. “Real Estate marketing is not only about being found everywhere online but also making sure what home buyers and sellers look at stands out from the competition.  This is achieved by providing high-end photography, video tours, and custom-written descriptions about your home.  In today’s real estate environment these are the kind of things that separate those homeowners that are selling, from those that are languishing on the market.” –Bill Gassett

  1. “Invest in yourself. Your career is the engine of your wealth.” –Paul Clitheroe

  2. “A lot of agents are not consistent. When you work on a big deal for months and it falls apart, you can see people who go into a downward spiral, and struggle to get out of it, and if you are in a rabbit hole, you won’t be able to see the light of day at the same time.  People need to remember that every experience is a teachable moment, and you need to brush yourself off and start again. If you have disappointments, feel bad for yourself for a day or two, then get yourself back in the game.” –Dottie Hermann

  1. “The more you know about your customers, the more you can provide to them information that is increasingly useful, relevant, and persuasive.” –Jay Baer

prospective quotes

  1. “Your ability to overcome situations where you’re told ‘no’ will make or break your business because the best agents are great problem-solvers.” – Bernice Ross

  1. “You (the Realtor®)are the captain of the ship.  You’re navigating the ship and directing the crew.  You keep it all together and all the moving parts together.  If it starts to unravel you pull it back together and stay on course.  Then, in the end, you land your clients exactly at the destination they hired you for.  You Are The Captain Of The Ship.” –Steve Stringham

  1. “If you’re not [learning], you’re falling behind. Somebody else is getting better as you’re becoming less valuable. I see so many irrelevant salespeople I want to cry. They stopped learning.” –Jill Konrath

  1. “Typically, the research tells us, that a high-quality real estate agent that really knows what they are doing will add more to the equation than they cost. Because people make mistakes when selling their own home – the mistakes are costly.” –Dave Ramsey

  1. “Vet your realtor upfront– make sure they are qualified upfront before you sign.” -Egypt Sherrodprospective real estate quotes

  2. “Art, like real estate, is half science, half gut. We go to a lot of art fairs. I have two full-time art experts who help me decide how to build the corporate and personal collection and what we put in our developments. We don’t let interior designers pick art for us.”-Jorge M. Perez

  3. “He or she that learns to control their focus at the highest possible level will be on top.” – Joshua Smith

  4. “We always overestimate the change that will occur in the next two years and underestimate the change that will occur in the next 10. Don’t let yourself be lulled into inaction.” –Bill Gates

  1. “If your competition isn’t talking about you and trying to poke holes in what you are doing, you are probably on a long path to irrelevancy.” -Glenn Sanford
  2. “Every challenge is an opportunity for a greater solution, to do better than where we are today.” –Amanda Kahlow

  1. “In the business world, the rearview mirror is always clearer than the windshield.” –Warren Buffett

  2. “Risk comes from not knowing what you’re doing.” – Warren Buffett

  3. If you can have passion, then passion will carry you, it will motivate you. It will allow you to overcome obstacles. – Ben Caballero

  1. In the end, step up, be a professional, and do your job. That’s really what successful full-time agents focus on. They get rid of all the noise and do what matters. – Adam Contos 

  1. Real estate is my life. It is my day job if you will but it consumes my nights and weekends as well. – Ivanka Trumpreal estate quotes

  2. At what lengths are you willing to go to on a daily basis to build a thriving real estate career?” – Jon Cheplak

  3. “Buyers are some of the best people you’ll ever work within the industry.” – Glenn Sanford

  1. A license does not make you a real estate agent. Education learning and studying will. I would be the most knowledgeable agent I could be.”- Gloria Carmona

  1. “Business is all about solving people’s problems at a profit.” –Paul Marsden

  1. “Success in real estate comes down to two factors: taking care off and valuing the customer” –Michael Miedler

  1. Progress always involves risk. You can’t steal 2nd base and keep your foot on 1st.” –Fred Wilcox

prospective quotes

  1. “If your message matches the market, you’re going to win.” –Jon Cheplak

  1. “Selling is not telling. Selling is asking questions…and it’s hard.” –Mike Ferry

  1. “Realtors using social media as a lead gen tool are the next generation of top producers.” –Nobu Hata

  2. “I advise women to invest in real estate. It is the collateral to be preferred above all others, and the safest means of investing money.” –Hetty Green

So, what makes you a winner? Staying motivated is crucial for behavior adjustment, setting goals, improving engagements, developing interests, and increasing creativity. And what better way to keep yourself inspired than finding relevant prospective quotes!


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